2006-12-31 - I embrace my snarkiness.
2006-12-29 - Pancake's Panties
2006-12-27 - Vegas Quotes
2006-12-22 - Hell hath no fury...
2006-12-21 - i am a man lol
2006-12-20 - Dear Cycle
2006-12-18 - They must've skipped a generation.
2006-12-17 - My fourth grade science project had more merit than this bullshit.
2006-12-15 - Betcha didn't know I'm an artist!!!111oneone
2006-12-14 - Give me one good reason.
2006-12-12 - Unfortunately, my dad is not a warlord.
2006-12-11 - No, I don't like paper journals.
2006-12-08 - Dear Everyone
2006-12-05 - My dog spent the night in doggy jail!
2006-12-03 - Roxy is still intact (but not for long).
2006-11-29 - You won't believe how I made twenty bucks last night.
2006-11-27 - This is why people drink.
2006-11-27 - I wrote a haiku to my waxer.
2006-11-24 - ME NO GET IT!
2006-11-20 - Your mojo ain't workin', buddy.
2006-11-19 - I learned this the hard way.
2006-11-18 - What is wrong with you asexual people?!
2006-11-10 - Santa is a cheap, lazy bastard.
2006-11-08 - random election thoughts
2006-11-06 - Poor Irby
2006-10-30 - Battle of the Best Friends!
2006-10-29 - I could kick a puppy.
2006-10-27 - He's not very bright, either.
2006-10-18 - Now she knows. Surprise!
2006-10-16 - Do you know what this is a list of?
2006-10-11 - The air is too dry up there.
2006-10-02 - Giddy to annoyed in 10 seconds flat.
2006-09-26 - The shit hit the fan.
2006-09-25 - Le gros sigh.
2006-09-20 - Sponges are a crapshoot.
2006-09-16 - Kegel exercises are a girl's best friend.
2006-09-12 - random snippets
2006-09-05 - I'm mildly retarded. (Not literally.)
2006-09-04 - If there is a god, s/he is fucking BRILLIANT.
2006-09-02 - Retarded!
2006-08-30 - I couldn't come up with a conclusion.
2006-08-22 - Eff you.
2006-08-16 - Are you quivering with anticipation?
2006-08-16 - Ouch.
2006-08-10 - His name is actually Brian.
2006-08-09 - I want good sex and diamonds.
2006-08-07 - You know you want to.
2006-08-02 - 1950s Housewife
2006-07-30 - I don't do dishes.
2006-07-29 - Artists on my Ipod
2006-07-26 - He invented water!
2006-07-22 - Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.
2006-07-21 - Say hello to my new best friend.
2006-07-16 - two hours ago
2006-07-07 - More suspicious than NSA
2006-04-30 - Sorry guys, I don't do BJ anymore.
2006-04-17 - 11 four-leaf clovers, 3 five-leaf clovers
2006-04-04 - Get ready.
2006-04-01 - Be my friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, fuck buddy, or pen pal!
2006-03-27 - Dramatic Virus Blockage
2006-03-05 - UGGLY
2006-03-01 - Basement, and Bowels, and BOO, oh my!
2006-01-28 - Fuckers
2006-01-11 - Thank you Aphrodite, Angelina, and Brad!
2006-01-07 - Sex and Sneezes
