My prayers to Aphrodite, Goddess of love, beauty, and all things sexy, have been answered!

Angelina Jolie, the sexiest woman on Earth, is carrying the sexiest fetus ever to hit the lining of a woman's uterus! Yes! No more ugly orphan children from strange countries! Angelina is upgrading from coach class on Southwest Airlines to first class on a concorde! Soon, the most gorgeous person on Earth will be born.

Now, Angie, please lay off the cocaine for a few months, because the world's sexiest stillborn won't benefit us.