British researchers have found that children's IQ predicts their likelihood of becoming vegetarians as young adults...

"Children who scored higher on IQ tests at age 10 were more likely than those who got lower scores to report that they were vegetarian at the age of 30," [one researcher] said.

The researchers found that 4.5 percent of participants were vegetarians. Of these, 2.5 percent were vegan, and 33.6 percent said they were vegetarian but also ate fish or chicken.

Um, hello? Hello?!

To the scientists in this study: You let these fucktards who eat fish and chicken call themselves vegetarians! Where are your fucking standards?

To the British Medical Journal, which published this report: Where are your standards?

Finally, to the fucktards who eat fish and chicken but consider themselves vegetarians: your proclamation that you're a chicken- or fish-eating vegetarian belies your intelligence. If you eat fish or chicken, you're not a vegetarian!