Websites like MySpace and Facebook are fucking creepy. I mean, do you really want everyone who knows your first and last name to be able to read how drunk you were last night and who you woke up next to this morning? Should everyone know where you're going to be hanging out on MM/DD and with whom?

P.S. I'll be at Jammin' Java in Vienna, Virginia on September 2nd at around 10 PM. I'll be wearing a satiny red shirt, jeans, and shiny black heels. Hit me up. Oh yeah, and here's my last name, home address, social security number, and mom's maiden name.