Say hello to my new best friend.
2006-07-21 at 2:19 AM

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My vibrator has been MIA for a while now. I don't know if she's cold and hungry or even whether she's alive or dead. There's been no closure. Frankly, I don't care anymore, because I just ordered a replacement. My new vibrator is infinitely niftier than the old pocket rocket. This new one, she's a vibrating thong, and she comes with a remote! She and I are going to have so much fun together.

yesterday ? tomorrow

It might make you feel better
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