Usually, I'm not bothered by assholes on the road. Recently, however, I've been a bit heavy on the horn. I'm talking about 10-second long honks, here. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. If I'm really pissed off I throw in the techno beeps. B-B-BE-BEE-BEEP. B-BEEP. BEEP BEEP. B-B-BEEP. BEE-BEE-B-BEEP.

I must be going insane. Yesterday, on the highway, I honked at a car behind me.