[Note: I updated the disclaimer. Click the red link to the right and let me know how you like it.]

Here are my [mostly] crappy banners:

I call this one: Crap That Needs to Be Cropped.

I call this one: Mutant.

I call this one: Softcore.

I call this one: Stupid Unoriginal Piece of Shit.

I call this one: Der Ain't Nuttin' Wrong Wit' Porn.

I call this one: Mmm.

I call this one: Shitty Birthday Banner

I call this one: Desperate Attempt

For the "Mmm." banner, I'm not sure if the purpose of the black dots is apparent. Do you know why the black dots are there? Also, which one would you most likely click on? Leave a comment with your answers.