2010-12-10 - I expect housewarming comments at my new place.
2008-02-21 - Je t'aime aussi, mon Tommy.
2007-11-16 - Betsey Johnson must've gotten new designers.
2007-11-04 - SKILLZ!!1one
2007-10-28 - Next time I'll use my nose!
2007-10-06 - Breaking news! Just a few seconds ago.
2007-09-20 - This has everything to do with you.
2007-09-19 - I don't need a Ph.D. in psychology to know that this is unacceptable.
2007-08-13 - Happy birthday, mon coeur!
2007-07-21 - I've never read it.
2007-06-11 - Crunchy skin!
2007-06-04 - Coffee Catastrophe, Part 1
2007-05-26 - TAXI!
2007-05-16 - How's that for variety?
2007-05-07 - Um... Yeah, that's problematic.
2007-05-05 - Score!
2007-05-01 - I want fake fried rice. Now.
2007-04-29 - S M T W T F S
2007-04-18 - Whoever wrote this line is careless.
2007-04-16 - bouncybouncybouncy
2007-04-15 - Yeah, it's raining...
2007-04-15 - I don't have to do taxes.
2007-04-07 - Maybe the calendar is wrong.
2007-04-03 - Continuation of Yesterday's Topic
2007-04-02 - What can I say? I'm curious.
2007-03-27 - Penmanship, Walt! Penmanship!
2007-03-26 - Hi, I'm Mrs. Rammed Ass.
2007-03-20 - Comprehension not required.
2007-03-17 - Disnep
2007-03-08 - Merci, mes amis.
2007-02-27 - Wordplay!
2007-02-16 - Killllllll meeee
2007-02-15 - I'm such an artist, I make art in my sleep!
2007-02-09 - What am I, a dominatrix?
2007-02-08 - Boy, you have lost yo' damn mind!
2007-02-07 - I got Funk'd!
2007-02-05 - You are entering...the Twilight Zone!
2007-02-04 - Perfect time for a poop break (or a quickie!)
2007-02-04 - Warning!
2007-02-03 - Way to go, pumpkin butt.
2007-01-29 - I don't need a reason.
2007-01-28 - I want perfect nail polish.
2007-01-27 - Dearest Boy
2007-01-24 - Post-Shower Thoughts
2007-01-19 - No symptoms!
2007-01-16 - At least I'll get good meds.
2007-01-12 - For a second, I thought I was being stalked.
2007-01-11 - Hey, I never said I knew how to broil.
2007-01-09 - I know way too much about your vagina.
2007-01-05 - Dear horrible cooks and unsophisticated eaters:
2007-01-02 - Did I really just sleep for eighteen hours?
