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Male teenagers these days are dumbasses.

Example #1: A homosexual teen-aged male is having phone sex with his boyfriend. A parent of one of the boys picks up the phone and is, obviously, pissed. The boy says,"My parents are homophobic! I hate them! They just don't understand!" Well, hey, dumbass. You're the one who doesn't understand! It's not the fact that you're a homosexual, it's the fact that you were having phone sex in your parents' house, using their telephone and their phone line. They most likely don't give a rat's ass who you were pseudo-banging, it's just the simple fact that you were doing it.

Example #2: A teen-aged male in my math class never does his homework, constantly sleeps during class, is always checking the clock to see when we leave, and can't even understand the concept of the line. Despite all of these factors, this jackass is convinced that the teacher "hates Asians". No, jackass, you're getting an F because you're a lazy moron!