On the eve of my departure, the terror alert level is raised to high. Good timing, eh? I guess I might be taking a little trip to the middle of the White House or the Empire State Building instead of Paris. (It's a joke! Don't bother to send any hate mail.)

Oh, and thanks for making it clear just how much you hated that last proposal of mine. Merry Christmas (and Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa... Yeah, yeah.) I'll be back by the second of the new year.