[Note to my Californian readers: Ahnold Shvot-zen-neg-gah eez go-eeng to be yoh nooh gah-vah-nah! Haha. I dislike California more than ever now.]

Before I used Aveeno Clear Complexion Foam:

My face after I used Aveeno Clear Complexion Foam:

Here's how I feel about this: Urrrgg.. Bleh duh nuh nuh.... BLURB! OERIOWEJFWE!

Now my skin looks like a preteen's.