I never realized how much I touch my toes over the course of one day until I colored them all blue with a Sharpie. I'm sitting at my desk, typing, when I see a flash of blue. I think,"What the fuck?!" I look at my hands and they're blue. [cue horror movie music] Thoughts run through my head: "How the fuck did this get here?! WHAT HAPPENED?! Holy fucking shit! AHH!" And then... I look at my toes and see that the once uniform blue color is no longer uniform. It's smudged all over. What the hell? Why do I touch my toes so often? Don't ever shake my hand. It has toe jam on it. |
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