Remember this entry? Well, it no longer applies. I got my hair relaxed/straightened. (At least there's one straight thing about me!) [Pause for dramatic effect.]

Moving on... I was strolling through my hallway, breathing in the fresh smell of dust and mold, when I coughed. As soon as I coughed, I felt this excruciating sharp pain go through both of my ovaries. I literally had to crouch on the floor and wait for the pain to pass. Oi. Have an extra pair of ovaries lying around? Send them to me! Just leave a comment, and I'll get back to you. Thanks.