[Source=Chicken Joke.com]
George Bush's answer: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."
Al Gore's answer: "I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Dr Seuss' answer: "Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road
But why it crossed, I've not been told"
Martin Luther King Jr's answer: "I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question."
Grandpa's answer: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
Barbara Walters' answer: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road."
John Lennon's answer: "Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace."
Saddam Hussein's answer: "It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it."
Bill Clinton's answer: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?"
The Bible's anwer: "And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."
Freud's answer: "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
Buddha's answer: "If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature."
O.J. Simpson's answer: "It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time."
Colonel Sanders' answer: "I missed one?"
