When I masturbate in the tub before showering, I get sleepy and sluggish. As a result, I wind up cutting entire steps out of my routine, such as shaving and applying my in-shower body lotion.

The solution seems simple enough; just do it after showering, right? Oh, if only it were that easy! I get in the tub without a single naughty thought in my mind... Then I see the faucet, and I just can't help myself! Sigh.