Dear horrible cooks and unsophisticated eaters:
2007-01-05 at 6:25 PM

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1. You may not use canned vegetables. Use only fresh, or frozen if you absolutely must.

2. You may only boil starchy vegetables such as potatoes. All others must be roasted, grilled, sauteed, or briefly steamed.

3. The only seasonings a properly cooked vegetable needs are salt, pepper, and butter or olive oil.

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