Dear [annoying] non-single people of America, Canada, the UK, and Namibia but definitely not Singapore or New Zealand:

Your significant others have repeatedly asked me to tell you to stop calling them your "man" or "woman". Cut it out, seriously, or they'll be bustin' a cap soon (and taking the kid and leaving). They prefer being called your "girlfriend", "boyfriend", "husband/hubby", or "wife/wifey". Of course, men prefer "hubby" and "husband", whereas women prefer "wife" or "wifey".

On behalf of your significant (or not so significant) other,
Pancake of TailboneLust