I hate it when people add an entry apologizing for not having added an entry in a while. (Wordy, no?) Running with this thought, I'm sorry I can't add a real entry right now. I'm simultaneously watching a movie and cooking soup.

Expect a special entry later today. If I know you all as well as I think I do, you'll love it.

[Clever, I know. Things like this would piss me off. I'm glad I'm the writer of this diary, and not a reader.]