"For 'Holiday Help' we are in need of scotch tape, wrapping paper, and sticky balls-- uh, sticky bows." -- Announcement regarding 'Holday Help'... Obviously. "They're huge! Oh my god! They're so good! Oh my god. It's huge." --Girl talking about some type of food. "I have a big head." --Random boy. "What? You saw my cunt?" --What Evangeline said to me after I called her a cunt. "I am white/My rhymes are tight" --White kid, whose 'rhymes are tight'. Girl: "I like a 17 year old." "Is that a Band-Aid beside her ass crack?" --See illustration below. Boy: "Do you want a hug?" "You have to be black to lean on a car." --Black girl, talking to her Hispanic friend in the parking lot. "I'm a millionaire and I spend my time cleaning bathrooms." --Random boy. "Homie, did you do your homework?" --Random boy. Again. "I hate people who carry water bottles around. What? Are you a camel? Is this a desert? Are there not water fountains and 7-Elevens everywhere?!" --Judy "I lost my locker." --Random boy, after forgetting his homework. Teacher, pointing at paper on the floor: "You dropped that." |
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