"We have these cookies at my school called 'Grandma's Cookies'. They're practically raw everytime. I feel like going up to the lunch lady and saying 'I think Grandma gave me salmonella!' "

Nice, eh? Word.

Ugh! Holy fucking shit! The entry before this was my 200th entry. I was going to do something special for it. :-/ Loser. Loser! You're just a lame little girl, Pancake. Word.