Quick update, since I have more important things to do... You know-- sleep, masturbate, sew, drink [water]... Ordinary Pancakey activities.

Tailbone Lust is missing something. I'm not sure what it is, but I am sure that my entries aren't as entertaining as they used to be. Agree? Disagree? Have any suggestions? (Suggestions besides "Delete the diary and die, bitch!") Leave a comment. If you think you can get away with not commenting, you're wrong. No more updates until you do. Yeah. One of those moods.