I have something to confess. I've been doing naughty, naughty things. I've abandoned my OB tampons. They deserve better! All this while, they've embraced me (Figuratively. Literally, I embraced them) with open arms. But I've turned my back on them. I've been using regular sized, scented Tampax Pearls...as hanging air fresheners. [horror-movie-esque shriek]

I'm so ashamed. My mother raised me better than this. I'm sorry, Mom. I'm sorry, World.