Pancake's Baseball Guide
2003-10-02 at 8:46 p.m.

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Pancake's Guide to Catching a Baseball During Gym Class

1. Put on a catcher's mitt.

2. Stand across from someone holding a baseball.

3. Tell them to throw it.

4. While the ball is coming towards you, judge which path it will take.

5. Once you have determined the path of the baseball, adjust your body and hand positions accordingly.

6. As the baseball is nearing, continue adjusting your position as needed.

7. If you catch the ball, giggle like a highschooler, run to your partner, and give them a high five.

8. If you miss the ball, mutter obscenities as you're walking to retrieve the ball. Giggle nervously if desired.

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