Brett: God, that girl is so ugly. I hate her. Remember what she said? [looking at me] Do your impression of her voice! DO IT!

Me, sighing: [in a Hispanic and New Yorkern accent] Man, you needa stop throwin' shee-it! I'm gon' beat yo' ass!

Brett: She so ugly! She looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. [looking at the girl and screaming] URSULA! URSULA! [stands up] Ursula!

Me, thinking: Oi vey. And I thought I was bizarre.