A continuation of this entry...
During lunch, a small-busted freshman walked up to the table that I, and a few others were sitting at.
Forgetting that she's in high school now, and that her previous title as the "queen of middle school" does not apply here, she stood by the table, silent for a few seconds.
During those few seconds, I, of course, scanned over her breasts (or lack thereof). Finding nothing to look at, I turned to Evangeline with a goofy smile and said "Heh heh heh. I wore a training bra like that when I was in third grade."
Moving on... With a hand on each hip, this small-busted freshman child boldy (and obnoxiously) said,"Um. Y'all need-ta bounce." She paused for effect, and then when she realized she was being ignored, she went on,"Um. This is my table. I was sitting here first."
While everyone else was mumbling their apologies, I laughed and explained to her that since her pre-teen ass was not planted in a chair when we came here, it was not her table. She stood there, her eyes opened wide, her hands on her hips and her head cocked to the side (ignore the rhyme), trying to intimidate us. Glancing over her lack of breasts once again, and noticing that some people at the table were mumbling their plans to get up and let her sit down, I started laughing harder and said "Don't get up. What's she going to do, beat you with her training bra?"
After a few more minutes of my hysterical laughter and the pre-teen's mumbling and shuffling around, she let out some weird animal noise and walked off.
Lesson #1: Do not attempt to belittle others who are larger/older/more important than you. It won't work.
Lesson #2: Do not claim you own school property.
Lesson #3: When someone's laughing at you, don't try to intimidate them. They'll laugh harder.
