I woke up this morning and was startled by what was written on my breasts. My eye sight is terrible as it is, but early in the morning, everything's just a blur. So when I took off my shirt and saw a huge black blur all over, I was surprised. I immediately clutched my breasts, as if they were about to fall off and I needed to save them. Needless to say, I quickly (well, quick for me, anyway) remembered that during my "late night/early morning" boredom-fests, I do stupid, stupid things.

Anyway, the words are all jumbled up and double-looking now. Here's an example:

Yeah. They don't look so perfect anymore with all this crap on them.