Pancake's PMS Guide
2003-08-20 at 2:42 a.m.

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Pancake's Guide to Not Pissing Off PMSing Women

(mainly me.)

-Do not exaggerate things when talking to a PMSing woman. She will see through your lies, and bash you for them.

-Do not make stupid jokes, or any jokes at all. She will take offense to them, and in turn, she will offend YOU.

-Do not tell a PMSing woman that she is wrong. A PMSing woman is never wrong.

-Do not tell a PMSing woman that she's "overreacting". If you do, she will overreact more than you can handle.

-Do agree with a PMSing woman, no matter what she says.

-Do agree and apologize when a PMSing woman tells you you're doing something wrong.

-Do only say purposeful things to a PMSing woman. Rambling will not get you brownie points.

-Do buy sweets for a PMSing woman.

-Do not take anything she says personally, but do what she says. It's for your own good.

Added thanks to Pablo: Do not talk to a PMSing woman about things that don't interest her.

Added thanks to Terra: Do not tell a PMSing women that her jeans are getting smaller.

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