I didn't like today's Friday Five, so I made up my own. Word.

What's the last thing you licked?:
My wrist.

What's the last thing you sucked?:
My water bottle.

What's the last thing you rubbed?:
My eyebrows.

Who's the last person you called the "pre-ejaculate of a 15 year old male"?:
Angie.

Last time you checked your temperature, what was it?:
96.5 I'm a cold, cold bitch. o.O