Him: do u hav a gf?

Me: Yeah. Your mom.

Him: ur a lil bitch!

Me: I know. I haven't heard many nice things about you, either.

Him: well atleast i hav a big dick!!!!

Me: Bragging about the size of your penis to a female who isn't too interested in males is stupid.

Dear 15 year old males of the world:
No one cares about your penis size.
Stay in school.
Don't do drugs.
Watch the news.
Sincerely, one who isn't fond of your genitals.

Amen.