[Source=Trash Humor]

There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he said to his mom, "All I've ever wanted was to see."

His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest, your prayers will be answered."

So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts praying himself to sleep. He wakes up half way through the night and realizes that the night isn't over, so he prays another hour before he falls asleep again.

He finally wakes up the next morning and yells, "Mom, Mom! Get in here fast!"

His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?"

The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said, I prayed and prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this morning, and I'm still blind!"

And his mom says..."April Fools!"

A man walks into his doctor's office. The doctor asks the man why he is there.

He replies, "It's my penis, I would like you to take a look at it."

"Very well then, if you get up onto the bed, I'll have a look for you."

The man jumps up onto the bed and produces a 12-incher from his pants.

After about five minutes examining it, the bemused doctor says, "I have to say, I can't see anything wrong with it."

To which the man replies, "I know, it's a fuckin' beauty, eh?!"