Evangeline gave me an extra piece of gum yesterday because I told her I'd write something nice about her in here... So here it is:

You're not as annoying as Laura. ;D

A few weeks ago, Amber asked me why I never write about her in here. She also wanted to know who Evangeline is, and if she's a lesbian.

This is what Amber does on weekends:

1) Wakes up.

2) Pries her younger (but larger) sister off of her legs.

3) Eats what little food is left over from her younger sister's midnight food binge.

4) Talks to her dog.

5) Goes outside to "play".

6) Yells at the ice cream man.

7) Asks if she can call me.

8) Calls me, whether or not I gave her permission to do so.

9) Enjoys talking to me, because I'm hilarious, I never ignore her, and I listen very closely to what she has to say, offering my advice when needed.

10) Plots murder before going to sleep.