Right now, I'm attempting to cup one of my hands over my right breast. It's not working. ;] Hopefully I'll never become delirious and think "These hurt my back, I think I'll have them surgically chopped off."

My vulva's name is Roxy, yet I love my [unnamed] breasts much more than Roxy. Unfair? Yes. So help my breasts out. Ideas as to what I should name each of my breasts would be appreciated.