A few minutes ago, I called my voicemail box. The reception was sketchy, as it always is in Vienna. Ms. Voicemail said to me in her slightly robotic voice, "You have three hundred messages."

What the fuck?! I'd had minor voicemail issues a couple days ago, but this was too much! After just three messages, Ms. Voicemail told me we were all done.

Finally, I realized my mistake. She had said "unheard"...not "hundred". Silly me.