Evangeline and I are constantly talking to eachother in French class. Here's a conversation between the teacher, myself, and Evangeline: Teacher: Oh... I forgot. What did I call you two up here for? Evangeline and I, in unison: Talking. Teacher: Oh! Is there anything I can do to help you two stop talking? Evangeline: No. Teacher: Would it help if I moved you two? What can I do? Evangeline: Nothing. No matter what you do, we'll always find a way to talk to eachother. We can talk across the room. Teacher: I know it's hard because you two are friends, but will you stop talking? Evangeline and I, in unison: Yes. Teacher: How long will you stop talking for? Evangeline: Forever and ever! Me [said at the same time as Evangeline]: Ever. Evangeline, pointing at the letters "NIN" written on the ceiling: Nine Inch Nails. Me: How? Evangeline: I don't know. Maybe they stood on a desk. Me, frowning: I can't reach the ceiling when I stand on a desk. |
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