[Did I already write about this? I can't remember... Bah. If so, READ IT AGAIN, DAMMIT!]

On the first day of school, in art class, two girls were talking amongst themselves about how they didn't know anyone in the class.

Suddenly one of the girls pointed at me and squealed, "She can be our new friend!" The other girl tilted her head to the side and whined,"But she's already my friend..." which made me remember that she's the girl I barely talked to last year.

If that makes me her friend, then damn, I have a lot of friends!

To my new-found friends: HEY BUDDIES! ;D