A page of quotes coming soon...hopefully. Why? Because school starts tomorrow, and with stupid high school students comes funny quotes.

Today I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. The water was running, and I had just stepped in (and tripped along the way) when I realized that my towel was all the way across the room. I got out (didn't trip this time), picked up my towel, and unconsciously dragged it into the shower with me. Er... Damn. Getting old.