Pancake's thought on drawers and closets: Who needs them when you have a nice clean floor?

Pancake's thought on guest beds: See above.

Pancake's thought on music: Mmm! Ohh! Yes!

Pancake's thought on your mom: See above.

Pancake's thought on PMS: Grr

Pancake's thought on George W. Bush: See above.

Pancake's thought on hands: Who needs them when you have a vibrator?

Pancake's thought on men: See above.