To the idiot who signed my guestbook with that stupid message: You spelled "anonymous" wrong.

Also, it's not exactly anonymous when it tells me your IP address, and other details about you and how you got here.

And if you were "joking", you should know not to joke that way with me. Asshole. What you said is odd considering you're hesitant when it comes to [gasp] touching your own skin.

By the way, he's using you. You know exactly what I mean.