Grr. I just spent about 5 minutes trying to properly word what happened this morning. Since I'm obviously brain-dead, I'll just write what happened, step by step.

1) I stepped into the tub.

2) I turned on the cold water.

3) Yellow water came out.

4) I jumped back.

5) I thought "Heh heh heh. Golden shower!" ;]

That is all.