These--wearing dirty clothes, putting clean clothes on the floor, saying "your mom" often, thinking you're funny, joinking often, thinking bathroom humor is funny, liking females, watching sports, liking food, liking alcohol, naming body parts, fighting over useless things-- are typical male behaviors.

Out of those 12 male characteristics, I exibit 10 of them. I am female, in case you haven't been paying attention.

Yeah, man. I'm uber-tough. All 5 feet (and zero inches) of me.

[I need to write an entry all about my height soon...]