Elisa: I need you to do me a favor. Pancake: No. Fine. Maybe. What is it? Elisa: Buy me something. Pancake: What am I supposed to buy you? Elisa: A dildo. Pancake: Buy your own dildo. Elisa: Come on you sexy lesbian Pancake: Pay me and I will. You have to pay for it. Elisa: You buy one for under five bucks. Pancake: Dude! The only dildo you can find for under five dollars is a cucumber. Elisa: Oh, that works too. Well, buy one under eight dollars then. Please? Who else can I ask to buy me one other than my sexy bisexual thing? |
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