I hate watching people eat.

No, I don't want to see the food inside your mouth. No, I don't want to hear you chewing. No, I don't want to hear you making orgasmic noises because of food. No, I don't want to know how good your food tastes. No, I don't want to smell the food. No, I don't want to taste it. No, I don't want to know if you're hungry.

I want nothing to do with your god damn stomach.