Have you ever read the directions on a mini-pizza box? Well, I did the other day, and it told me I had to rotate the pizza 1/4 of a turn every 2 minutes. And I thought "Bah! That's so stupid! Why would I rotate it 1/4 of a turn?!" So I didn't turn it at all while it was warming up. When I went to get it out of the microwave, I saw that 1/4 of it was burnt. O.o