Haha. People who find this diary through Google.com tend to find it while searching for some odd things... One person searched for "quotes about lust", and another one (this is great!) searched for "the past tense of shit". HAHA. My diary is so informative.

Don't forget to ask for a Coke can! I've already gotten at least 5 requests!

I'm giving away empty cans of Diet Coke autographed by me for free! They even come with remnants of my DNA! If you'd like one, click here and I'll send you more information. ;D Yes, I'm serious about this, so don't be afraid to ask for one!