Him: What does it say on your hoodie?
Her: It says 'Bleed American'.
Me: They changed the name after 9/11, though.
Him: They changed it from 'Bleed American'? Why?
Me: After 9/11, they changed it.
Him: Why? That doesn't make sense.
Me: Bleed American?! 9/11?!
Him: That makes no sense!
Me: Bleed. American. Nine. Eleven.
Him: Oh!